EVENTUALLY

Eventually, I.Q. tests may be shown to be merely measuring the ability to read.
Eventually, in his experiments with artificial intelligence, man may come to the startling conclusion that no such mental characteristic as intelligence even exists.
These peculiar ideas popped into my head as I read an article in a newspaper and they won't go away. Researchers somewhere had come up with an exceptionally accurate I.Q, test consisting solely of the average response time of an individual in pushing a button in response to a blinking light.
The faster you read, the faster you think. Quicker thinking would mean better time on arithmetical problems and a quicker response to the blinking light.
Does one read exceptionally well because one has a high I.Q. or does one have a high I.Q. because one has learned to read exceptionally well.
For months I held these suppositions at arms length comparing them as a pattern to my experience. Gradually, then ever more surely I have accepted them as fact. There is no one before whom I would not defend them.
There is something about Charles Darwin's famous dictum 'the fittest survive' that has been bothering me. Clearly the 'I.Q. of 100' is the fittest in the struggle for existence and clearly giraffes with extremely long necks, do not survive.
Having suffered and been confounded by an apparent inability to socialize and/or carry on normal everyday yiketty-yak with the vast majority of the human race - it suddenly occurred to me just exactly what it was that people with the 'I.Q. 100' possess that the others do not. They are attuned to the spoken word, the mouth and the ears. In the evolution of the species, the spoken word emerged first, became a primary advantage in the struggle. Then the printing press was invented.
"I took a book up to the teacher's desk and asked her if I could read it to her. She laughed and told me I didn't know how to read yet." (Lucille C.C.Winfield, MC2 7-8 1983.
"...we present one Gary Anderson, 22 years old, football player, he signed a $1.5 million deal to play...he cannot read...one credit short of being able to graduate from university...he is functionally illiterate." Allan Fotheringham Macleans 9-26-83)
Throughout elementary school and secondary school I was surrounded by constant gabble and babble without end, virtually none of which I found either interesting, entertaining or remotely useful. Occasionally I made a genuine effort to participate, concentrating on the flow of words with all my might, only to be disappointed and utterly astounded that all I heard seemed to be of no more significance than the chirping of birds. To merely ask a question in class became unthinkable. Speaking aloud in the presence of authority figures caused to me to tremble, my voice to squeak and my heart to pound. Uttering a mere word or two had stupefying results. Entire classrooms exploded in laughter and uproar when being a comedian was the last thing on my mind.
Now, I think I know damn well "Why Johnny can't read".
What do you think?

This item by George Noviss was included in MC2 (Mensa Canada Communications) 1-2/1984


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