"I've been reading Montage"

I see Charlie is trapped in auto parts hell. I’ve been there, done that. Talk about hot! Escaped after a year or so by volunteering for some computer data input duties. I see Phyrne leaping and boogying for the next RG. I see Robin enjoys driving trucks and positive suggestions not to mention a few volunteers. I see Andrew (Szemeredy, that is) switching to songs without words. Charlene is running out of space. Me? I know there are a screwdriver and an extension cord around here somewhere.
Guess it’s time to vacuum the bathtub and shovel out the stuff under the bed.
As all the world’s successful Mensans head for Disney World this month, on the theory that if you can’t lick ‘em, join ‘em, I suppose, with their tambourines and castanets, in case Mickey calls a meeting of the educators’ VIP club. Mostly though, I find myself wondering these days what we all would be doing if Canada had an honest education system for the past hundred years and more people agreed with me that claiming people who learn to read are born with high IQ scores is a dumb idea.


This item by George Noviss was included in Montage, September, 2006, The Mensa Newsletter for Toronto, Hamilton, Kitchener/Waterloo, London, Windsor/Sarnia


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